i don't know how boys match. i think shoes & belt are the only thing. it doesn't matter. i just know if they look stupid.
Phease come get me i thought i was in a place i don't even understand
She said she couldnt do it today but shed make it up to me next week
stick it in her butt and if she asks, say that thats what you thought she meant
there is a priest convention in the hotel. i feel like god is laughing at me.
And then I chipped his tooth because I got too into it. Helloo, single life.
Took an aderol, wrote a differential equation for solving volume of flow of a rectangular channel with change in depth, then masturbated for the 6th time.
Not going out tonight. And so the 25 day drinking streak ends....
Don't worry we did the "promise to get an abortion" handshake
Repeat the weekend mantra. "I like boys with teeth, I need boys with teeth, I deserve boys with teeth, I will have boys with teeth".
EVERYONE CAN HEAR YOU FUCKING YOU ARE IN A TENT
She was the shot vending machine at the party. But free.
My mom was looking at curtains for me and sent pictures and I had to be like "not the Disney princess pink and purple, more like an acid trip"
University has ruined us all. I just had to clarify the last time I had sex as "No, not at the party we crawled home from in the snow. It was the one where you puked off the balcony and hit the barbecue."
Showed up 15 minutes late and curtsied when I entered the door if that puts perspective to how my first day is going
I'll tell you all about it in person but let's just say the big dick fairy must really like me right now
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