I spent all day at the mall with her, then she made me actually watch a walk to remember then decided to tell me she was on her period. This one is either really crafty or I am really desperate.
She told me she wanted to wax my ass. I'm terrified and oddly aroused.
50 year old business women like dick too. Come on she said you looked like Ricky Martin.
You decided that walking wasn't in the cards for you anymore
I had to break it to her that she was not in fact behind the bushes when she peed on the church last night
There's nothing quite like having a little 8 year old boy hand me a Bible on campus while I'm on my way to the health center because of my recent slutty tendencies.
How many times is too many times to use the word 'fuck' in my thesis?
Is it normal, that tacos make me horny?
And then you screamed, "I JUST WANNA POUR MAPLE SYRUP ALL OVER HIM AND RAVISH HIS BODY!!"
I walked over and you were apologizing to him because you're lady gaga and he's not. The best part was that he forgave you.
i'm eating chex mix in the shower while texting. i feel accomplished.
She squirted. We were both surprised. I'm that good.
I made her pull the car over 5 times to puke because she was going to fast, apparently she was only going 30mph...
Justin has passed out on the toilet in a locked stall. Stay tuned for pics.
Look, I know why you're asking me, but just because I'm gay does not make me a wiki on butt sex. Ask a doctor or you know, the internet like everyone else.
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