did the walk of shame from ex-boyfriend's room only to find other ex-boyfriend sitting in the living room. some people shouldn't be allowed to be friends.
some people shouldn't be allowed to be desperate.
I can see my step sister's thong. Don't know if I should let myself be turned on or not
She has 260 profile pics. In 260 she's ugly and in 255, she's making the peace sign with her hands...
i would hope so, cause i don't think 'i drove off the road because i was getting some head' is covered in insurance
you know it's bad when you need sunglasses to open the refrigerator
its safe to say i can delete the contact in my phone "brandon random bus make out" from spring break right?
Do ex girlfriends even count for summer sexcapades. Seems like the damage had already been done
Victory lap
No im just getting a road beer. You got my pants?
I knew when her mom came in spraying me with Febreeze telling me I smelled like shame it was going to be a rough day.
Remind me to tell you all about the topless girl on the street who attempted to taze me.
Yeah I don't think your wife thinks it's a good thing that you're fucking your cousin.
Awww I'm so proud! Starting friendships before you hook up!
I just fucked her boyfriend. Happy birthday, bitch.
I just wanna go home jackoff, eat chicken fingers, drink beer, play halo and go to bed. I'm sick of this shitty school, the shitty kids and having to fucking teach them.
Did you ask Harvard boi?
Apparently he likes someone who is into being smart and a supporter of human rights ugh what a skank
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