Please forgive me. I will pay for your emergency room visit.
all I know is if I don't watch spice world right now there will be a firefight.
The freshman came home at 9 this morning with one heel, no pants, and a strangers sweatshirt covered in tequila-scented vomit. I think we're done corrupting her for a while.
Just bought a handle of vodka with the excuse of "just in case we drink tonight"
Wow. He pulled out his dick and I swear I heard a thud from it hitting the floor.
Results of pregaming honors college basketball social: 18 points, 3 blocks, and 3 flagrant fouls leading to 2 broken bones on former valedictorians. I'm doing this more often.
If drinking before honors events and injuring our universities brightest doesn't get you kicked out of the program, you're not trying hard enough.
if you really don't think our country's going to shit think of this. Exactly one year from now I will either be in law school or teaching young, impressionable kids, maybe even yours. Try to sleep after that.
I just tipped the cab driver with pistachio nuts. And he loved it.
I may or may not go. send a pic of a nipple so I know how much fun you're having
i just deleted him from my phone. and yes... I did just text you this from less than 20 feet away.
I'm not judging.. I sure as hell am not getting out of my bed to come talk to you about this. but i support your decision
at first i said "no rollerblading if I'm going to be drunk," but we all know how that went
I wish everyone could suck his dick. It was an honor.
I didn't want to leave, I wanted to move into his ass
just so you know. the medical term for period cramps is mettelschmerz.
glad to know something that causes such misery in my life has such a laughable name.
How did I end up with the cock ring?!
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