Fuck?...well quicky, i have to study...unless you can read my book while i bang you, then it can last four chapters
I can be that talented
WHO ATE OUR COOKIES WHAT THE FUCK THOSE WERE GOURMET
fuck dude i blacked out on a tuesday. what am i doing with my life?
Winning.
hows the new call of duty?
I only had sex with the game case so far, but that part was awesome.
just masturbated through my pocket at the library. hope you're enjoying your saturday night out.
Her brother walked in on her giving me a bj and just laughed. I got a highfive before I left.
it felt like i was a kid in an empty playground. i fucked him on every piece of furniture in the house and then when his housemates showed up i was naked in his bed like i'd been there all along.
This must be what defeat feels like to Tom Brady today. I bet he wishes he could barf up all of his bad decisions from yesterday, too.
He came over drunk in a speedo i told him he has my vote he said who are you voting for when i said obama he took off running and shouting i was worthless like an empty beer can
Come make me food. I feel like if I go in the kitchen I will just get Gin.. and pass out in there.
Pretending to be completely fried so the odd girl next to me doesnt suspect im simply staring at her.
We are so on opposite sides of the boobs spectrum
You just kept looking down at your tits and screaming "I LOVE YOU TWO!!!"
He named his newborn baby after a character in the Hobbit and that is literally keeping me up at night.
I just need to find someone whose kink is financial submission.
Randomize
