1 stripper is 160/hr. 2 strippers is 280/hr. it would be fiscaly irresponsible to only get one.
hey bro how do you do that fake vagina thing with the tp roll? im bored.
She fucked me because she said I looked like Neil Patrick Harris
she told me I give head better than a lesbian. I know it's a great compliment but it kind of threw me off.
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he's been in the country 4 hours and we just did it in the closet. he called me "miss flirtatious in the cupboard." i'm in love.
just when i thought we would make it home without incident he tried to walk a police dog
I sorta feel bad for the actual person in my fake id that got a drunk in public charge.
Charles Darwin would shit his pants if he saw that we managed to survive that weekend.
I don't think ill be here long the chick I came to see is blowing rails with a drag queen
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It was like a square peg in a round hole... I've never seen one shaped like a stick of butter...
I'd do them all but honestly I'm so high that I probably should have a chaperone.
Is it totally acceptable to fuck a co-worker even though we don't speak the same language?
Why do you even have to ask me that question
90% sure I just sold adderall to my professor
100% proud
She stood up through my sunroof the entire drive home. screaming her ass off and singing free falling..
I have only been here for a week and might contributed to a dumpster fire on accident.
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