Your an asshole
Actually, it's "you're an asshole"
My point exactly
I totally have a Rabbi on speed dial now. Keep it Kosher.
Exactly. I don't do penetration on the first date. Blowjobs however are perfectly acceptable.
I encourage the greeting beej. It determines if the dick is worth keeping around.
I just saw a girl make a shank with the underwire in her bra...
a girl in my class is on a twilight fan site and running her fingers on the screen as edwards body comes up.
I woke up in a house cuddled up with a beagle on a futon. have no idea who anyone is but they all call me stretch. yeaaahhh boiiiiii
I really need to get laid. I'm telling at least 10 girls that I love them tonight.
Odds are at least 1 out of those 10 girls will be as crazy as you and will be into it.
i proceeded to stick my hands in his pants while he continued to repeat i have a girlfriend
2 rounds of irish car bombs have already been taken to your 5 year sober anniversary
I've had to much cheese to give a fuck about anything. im tired.
You ever got drunk on $5? Cuz it's about to happen
i dont know the whole gay terminator look is really hot on him
I definitely fucked a Trump supporter last night but I wouldn't let him fully admit it because then I would've had to leave and his cock and abs were too perfect
I swear to god my spidey sense only tingles when someone’s about to die or you’re being a hoe.
apparently ive been in a long term relationship for the past 1 1/2 years w/ out knowing
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