that's the ideal party shoe. cute, but i can still puke in them.
When you're opening a bottle of tequila with a golf club, it's probably time to stop drinking...
how did i get to the car and why are my shoes broken
I know. he thinks we're 'meant to be'. No we're fucking not. God wouldn't give my soulmate a pencil dick.
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But theres a keg here and me gusta
Felt like shit, jerked off, felt ten times better. Being a guy rules. It's like I got all the demons out in 5 minutes.
lesson #1 of freshman year: grinding with a sombrero is difficult
I just rolled over in bed and felt a bump. Turns out it was a lil nug. Talk about being princess and the weed.
When i sexted him a pic of my boobs I was worried he was going to notice the dorito crumbs and know I was just eating topless
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She started giving me head while we were watching the Walking Dead premiere, WORST BJ EVER.
Someone somewhere has a picture of me vomiting in a bus stop trash can while a drag queen held my hair for me.
Pride claims another victim
Damn you are the highwater mark of the naked women in my life. Like idk what lined up but yeah.
RICK BROUGHT THE HOT BARTENDER HOME. SOMEONE CALL THE FIRE DEPARTMENT, CUZ RICKYS ON FIIIIIIIRE.
lmao nvm she punched him in the face and left
Look, I need your help, not your judgment.
Dude, she stopped mid blow job to ask the cat's name. ADHD might be a deal breaker after all.
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