I think she gave up trying 2 land a bf and let herself go
You misogynist thinking that every girl wants a bf
They do. I don't appreciate u using big words idk and im gonna take offense
He had an itunes playlist named "def not Glee season 1" which contained all of Glee season 1
Just discovered Kim Possible porn. Life is now complete.
You need Jesus. Or a midol and a snickers. Whichever.
I didn't exactley write on my bucket list -- "hook up with a townie at a drivers intervention program"
She looked like a pterodactyl.....but dude i love dinosaurs
This is the time you want your cat to have telepathy with you. To know if the guy downstairs left.
my resolution for 2011 is to fuck him whenever he wants it. this year I'm going above and beyond the call of booty.
Steve just broke his bong and some kid in an american flag bathing suit and no shirt just fell down the stairs. Its dangerous here
Hahah what did you even say to him?!
That I was gonna inflate his vagina with a leaf blower?
Oh.
So this whole chlamydia situation totally puts a damper on my back to school sex schedule, there's just no way of knowing who of them was the perpetrator... Time for new candidates
im sleeping with a therapist...so you can talk to me.
Imma need a double jack on the rocks and a BJowsky from the hot bartender.
Yes I said BJOWSKY. Pronounced "buh jow skii".
lol I'll trade you jello for a tampon
what a trade!
THAT HOSPITAL MADE ME REALIZE THAT I'M BISEXUAL
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