What do you want? Don't say anything that would make me look like a pussy at the store.
vagina is talking i cant
No we didn't have sex. I got my period on his finger.
He was completely serious when he said my boobs were like "majestic white clouds."
this cock blocking thing really has to end bro...its one thing to tell jen i live with my mom.. its another to cut the brakes on my car..
This inappropriate post strip club text brought to you by Cheetah of Palm Beach and vodka. Blowjob in the champagne room and the clap for the low low price of your paycheck.
I'm eating the rest of the Xmas shrooms and welcoming 2012 by communing with the pine cone.
Was just walking through the park by the river. Saw some random in a tree, we climbed up, blazed with him and bought a bag. In the tree. Real shit.
Blood work from physical was all good, apparently heavy alcohol use agrees with me
Yeah, the email that I was sending to get an Escort for the weekend, copied and pasted to my boss, that should be interesting conversation, when I come back from Christmas vacation break.
It's been two dates and she just invited me to her aunts funeral. I can't even. Who the fuck does that? I need to drink I'm coming to get you in 5
Like the fear of satan was put into my heart when I saw him put that sandwich on the WOODEN BENCH
I'M TRYING. TO WATCH. PORN. PLS HAVE UR IMPORTANT DISCUSSIONS ELSEWHERE FUCKERS
Honestly, I am sitting in my room watching Ciara videos and thinking I am super jealous of how she rides it.
Great, now I'm picturing myself as a fucking garden gnome
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