Another weekend, another 3 guys I have to awkwardly avoid while crossing campus...
Like... Chilling at home with a movie, hang out? Or have sexual intercourse in the backseat if his car, hang out?
I was in bed at 845. Affairs take a lot out of people
Is all white too much for court to prove my innocents?
No, he went to go get condoms. The least I could do was chug two beers before he got back
I'm concerned that this blind man on the bus has a boner right now
If you have shit your pants within the past two years, please take a seat.
As soon as he came we went to Dairy Queen. That drive through lady was very condescending about our "just fucked" ice cream.
Just got high and apologized to my vagina for getting chlamydia
They have a house rule that you get a composite for every 5 guys you sleep with. Where should I hang my new one?
Turns out the bartender I fucked is the bar owner. WHY THE FUCK DO I PAY FOR HALF MY DRINKS? IS SEX NOT TIP ENOUGH?
Can you tell dad to stop liking and sharing porn on FB again?
You've changed since you got that strap on
I’m a go ahead and fuck down ATL. So when I leave in January I’ll have no regrets.
He tried to do a JoJo pose and wound up breaking his wrist in the process. Truly a story for the ages.
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