yo my bday is less then one week away. hope youve found another annoying candian i can lick dairy products off of. also sorry about your loss
It looked like if robin williams had a vagina
i just told a girl i would suck the alcohol out of a deoderant stick
so wait, they're fucking, but it doesn't count as cheating cause they only do anal?
She transformed our coors light pitcher we stole from the bar into a fruit basket...
separated laundry into 'got laid' and 'didn't get laid' piles.
Maybe my heart is located in my vagina
she hid the dish soap because she was afraid someone would confuse it with the margaritas and drink it instead. her reasoning was "theyre both soo pink...i cant tell them apart"
That's right. If she can't abide by the rules then she gets booted. It's like survivor booty call edition
Mom just texted me to see if it was you who was streaking at the Mariner game... Did you accept yet another $1 bet?
Alive.
So much puke
Anyway, it's clearly a shapeshifting vagina/AT-AT, which I never said I was SEXUALLY attracted to. Just that I liked it.
DO NOT TOUCH THE SOAP ITS HAD SOME UNORTHODOX USES WITHIN THE PAST 15 HOURS
If my body were a person, it would be beating the shit out of me for what I did to it last night.
The REAL engagement ring is the jeweled butt plug.
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