I made my friend ***** cry when I wouldn't let her call u for an orgy at 3am...I didn't think you'd be to happy being woke up
We traveled between two mile markers in 18 seconds. Do the math.
I wonder if those guys know that i know that is a halfway house and dont just think it is some cool older guy frat house.
Facebook stalking a girl from Germany is harder then you think.you have to copy and paste all this shit into freetranslations.com then try and piece together an awkward sentence. If only I could put this energy into something productive.
I'll throw in a blow job for your kind ways. Or another booty call. I'm poor and not very imaginative. This is all I have to offer- the unicorn like wonders of my vagina.
Just ordered an appetizer sampler to distract the fat chicks so we can escape
Who ate shrimp cocktail in my bathroom last night?
Ryab! Make hr wtop. Mshe make sme speee. I don want to pee. I want sev. He was so igbad. Redpo.
I have invented a new sport: freshman-watching. I'm sitting on our porch literally dying watching the freshmen run around trying to find parties
Ok, it's starting to sound like someone's out there trying to learn to play the trombone while breaking kitchenware.
So, seriously. How does it feel to know that you're riding a cock that was in kindergarten when you were going to prom?
It's like your nipple is comforting my nipple.
Come to find out, there is a place where binge drinking and aggressive head butting is completely appropriate. In a mosh pit, Travis is just a regular dude!
New discovery: your vibrator works on my balls. Technology is wonderful I love the future
With a butt like mine I'll never have to pay for Netflix again.
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