I'm so bummed I missed coconut bowling. It's fucking cold here and no coconuts to be found
Crying babies in a bar. Really?
And she just changed the baby's diaper on the table. It's killing the beer garden.
She refered to her bed as the "cockpit"....I understand that this morning.
I fell asleep at the bar. And the bouncer threw a snowball at my face.
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He grabbed every salt shaker in the apartment and we haven't seen him since. He really really doesn't want to shovel snow anymore.
it's not like i was drunk to the point of NEEDING help...i just wanted someone to offer to hold my hair or something.
That's all? I'm a pro at gay chicken. I'll touch his dick, I have no problem with that.
We'll I told him I wanted to keep it PG last night, but then later I asked him to take his pants off. So i'm guessing it was my fault.
Woke up on the floor with shoes on my hands...I'd say it was a success
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Same I threw up in 3 different cities already today
Hey, it's all about finding the bright side. And boobs are definitely a bright side.
day drinking caused me to be in bed at a decent time. can't complain.
I'm no doctor but I don't think balls are supposed to look like that.
THEY WILL NOT STOP FLINGING CARDS AROUND THE ROOM! It has been four hours. HOW CAN IT STILL BE ENTERTAINING?!?! I will be under the table if you need me.
So you realized he wasn't actually cheating on you and now you're trying to unfuck things. Or in this case unfuck Tom.
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