I took off my clothes and she wanted to have sex. But then she changed her mind. So we ended up fucking through her panties or something. I don't know it was weird.
That's the great thing about NY, if you pee your dress you have an entire cab ride to air dry your panties before the next club.
I just rolled a joint with a page from On The Road by Kerouac. I have never felt like more of a hipster.
found out this morning via facebook that the guy i met last night has a wife and a baby and he took me to his apartment where he takes girls to cheat on his wife
i mean you met him at the daytona 500
At this point I feel like i'm never going to be sober, and it's frightening
I need someone to get my backpack from the bar before class tomorrow. I have to give my students their papers back.
I have hooked up with someone in EVERYONE OF MY CLASSES.
That's how you know you deserve to be a senior
You threw a bunch of trashcans into the middle of the street and nothing happened. I fell on one car and suddenly there were cops everywhere...
Are we going out tonight?
My conscience says no but my vag says yes
gave him road head on the way to his grandparents house. purposely didn't let him finish, the sexual tension over turkey was indescribable.
You can't play that off as role play thing. You held my hips and kept yelling "put a baby in me!" That shit ain't cool.
I just text my one night stand Happy Easter on her way home...now would be a good time for the lord to smite me.
Let it be known that on this day, the 26th of October, in the year 2016, I successfully put both of his balls in my mouth at once.
There's no triumph quite like finally banging your high school boyfriend 6 years later
I just had all of the sex. All of it.
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