I am in the checkout line at the dollar store and there is a guy in front of me holding a pregnancy test, a chocolate bar, and fake roses. Champion.
Either seal the deal or get out of the room, I don't want to hide in this closet anymore
My grandma paid her handyman in pain killers. I now know why this is in my genes
obviously my correlation between being a pro surfer and being extremely good in bed was 100% wrong.
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please tell me you didn't have sex with him in the bathroom...
Does an alley count?
I changed the background on my phone to a picture of you so whenever I go to look at porn or text another girl I'll have second thoughts
Am I supposed to find that romantic?
I feel like I'm in a bed a bagels and mistakes.
I look like a herd of wild horses chewed on my back. If you bite me again while taking me from behind, I'm going to have to cut you off.
the bar told me i would have to take an hour break so they could wash the shot glasses
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MISSING: One left eyebrow. Reward if returned.
She gave us all a pep talk at the bus stop at 1 AM. It involved cupcakes and somehow ended with her making out with her best friend. God bless college.
I'm reffing a fight in Fight Club I don't even know what I'm doing
on a brighter note, the cop thought i could kick adams ass if it came down to that and said he had $20 on me if it ever happens
I think the worst was the guy who sent me YouTube videos about how age doesn't matter, and then a link for natural breast enhancements. Kill me.
He told me he needed "space" but then goes and likes my insta of panacakes.. Done.
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