idk why but i just wanna to have sex with the idea of him. i don't even wanna meet him.
I sometimes wonder how many of the girls I know have done anal...and why none of them have ever dated me.
Climbing onto the roof in a dress and high heeled boots was probably not the best idea, especially after all that Bacardi.
the australian girl literally just drank an entire pitcher of beer in about twenty seconds. i want to go to there.
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apparently it was the return of drunk burrito sex.
I wish I had a "puke in your car" emoticon
I already have one guy that I have regrettable sex with. I don't need another.
Everybody knows the last week of summer internships include showing up to the office hammered and hitting on the CEO
tequilla shots with my grandparents? christmas visiting just got so much better
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he made me feel like a shish kabob. his dick was the skewer.
and you said he wasn't worth calling.
if I'm at school tomorrow just indulge my moment of pity and let me cry on your shoulder
Its okay that he doesn't remember you, he only remembers girls by their boobs and I think you were wearing a jacket
So when's a good time this week to show up at your apartment in nothing but a trench coat and a bow? Y'know. Hypothetically.
So, i might have left my morals back in 2011.
At about 2:30 i found you passed out in my closet with your face covered in cheese whiz
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