At what point did we cease to have vaginas?
Sometime in the sweat pants phase freshman year.
you sent me 5 happy birthday texts last night. one after the other. spelled differently.
I just followed up on a noise complaint...only to find 2 girls in bikinis covered in jello with beer cans everywhere. I couldn't bring myself to bust that party.
I want to be a cop.
I don't plan to be alive for 2010 so ima say this 12 hours early. Happy New Year bitches
today was the first day of rush. talking to girls all day makes me sick of having a uterus.
Just wanted to remind you that you literally cut the underwear off a man.
he said that weed should be legal but that particular bong shouldn't be. i stared at a clock for an hour and a half after i ripped. so logically, i completely agree.
we can fight about whose fault it is later....naked.
Tranny group. Dance off. Horse hair and dicks swinging. I. Cant. Unsee. This.
Well I just put wine in my tea
I thought 5 times was beyond my capabilities but her tongue was like a penis defibrillator. Clear!
In between explaining the best feminist lenses for the myth of Persephone and doing vodka shots with my friends she dragged me into my car and gave me an Earth shattering blow job. Honestly I think I'm in love.
yea so the plan to relive our college glory days was great and all but ending up in the er with alcohol poisoning was crossing the line
I just threw up on the way to class. Legit, on the sidewalk by psych building.
THAT WAS YOU? Psych prof just pointed out the window and said "that kids, is why you don't pregame before class"
Nothing says “I spent too much in Vegas” quite like eating a jar of pickles for dinner and planning on cream of celery soup for breakfast tomorrow.
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