they just did a mariachi cover of free bird
There's a girl n class drinking wine out of a taco bell cup. I can smell it.. it's totally reisling. JEALOUS.
Who the hell brings a 6pack to a party. I'm trying to make mistakes.
I made a mac n' cheesicle. Better in my head than in real life. Gonna keep smoking to see if it gets better.
It's always a surprise to see what songs I shazamed and downloaded last night while we were drunk at the bar.
FYI, when you wake up, please note that I puked in your shoes because I sstubbed my tooee, not becus I was drunk.
the threesome consisted of him fingering dana while i laid next to them watching how i met your mother.
and now there are teeth marks on my dick.
I have a music final in an hour so I put all the classical songs we need to know in a shower power hour playlist, beer included.
I feel the need to send all my exes pictures of penises larger than theirs. Because they all must suffer.
Btw after this weekend the chipndales costume has a 125% success rate.
You kno how some people just need a "everything will be alright" pat on the back? I need an "everything will be alright" blowjob right now. Come over
I woke up with my vibrator in my bed so I'm assuming I had a decent night.
I stole an accordion from the bar
Accidentally
I'm having ragrets about stealing the accordion
I just realized I have a habit of pre gaming for therapy visits. Problem?
We'll discuss it when you get here
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