Three 40's of Mickeys, is no excuse to be naked at Baskin Robins.
you just love her because she lets you bang her with fruits and veggies!
i failed horribly. studying for that final was as pointless as Vinnie is to Jersey Shore
Just figured out why my bed smells like weed: I just found a bowl in my pillow case?
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hey boys, thanks for all the pictures of your dick you took with my camera last night...they were really nice to stumble upon while reliving my night in the breakroom today at work
I just introduced him to multiple male orgasms. I love wine AND tequila
the only evidence i have from this weekend existing is a title page for a novel i tried writing called "the oyster who gave up drinking"
Just did an upsidedown spineboard shot. Gotta love lifeguard parties.
Honestly, I've had enough of his asshole to last me the new year.
Please tell me you're talking about his personality.
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He was uncircumcised
It was like inception. A penis within a penis within a penis
When you get up and look at yourself in the mirror, don't be alarmed. The doctor assured us last night that it looked way worse than it actually was and there won't be a scar when the stitches come out
Xanax and an ambien. And wine. I'm just waiting for mouth to mouth from some hot EMT. Sort of like the slutty girls version of sleeping beauty
He wanted to save my dignity, I just wanted beads and jäger
I FLASHED A GUY AT MCDONALDS FOR A FREE BREAKFAST BURRITO. IT WORKED!
He showed his fake to the cop and was like "does the coloring look off to you?"
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