Wanna demo a makeout? Check box yes or no. Or maybe. Okay bye.
Ah that type of Dick. I think my phones trying to make me less of a whore by capitalizing Dick. That way it looks like I'm talking about a dude not penis
areolas are like halos for boobs.
I've woke up in his bed 4 out of the past 6 mornings. I feel like this might be the time to learn more about him then his first name and what kind of beer he drinks.
So... Apparently, "Home" isn't the correct response when a cop asks for your address...
I would not be watching the debate if there wasn't drinking involved. Let's be honest.
The EMT told me when I left the ER "I'd like to take off your pants again and inspect your package. Just not during a medical emergency..." We're hooking up tonight.
Points for getting a hot hook up after getting a shard of glass in your thigh. Almost makes it worth it.
Remember Christopher who always sends me pictures of his penis? Look to your right, boy in the blue.
I just got winded making my bed. How do you think the workout plan is going?
when I was walking home I wad so excited to see a cat on the sidewalk but it was really a traffic cone
It was an interesting experience to have sex while there was a triathlon going on right outside my bedroom window because it sounded like everyone is cheering for you in bed.
How supportive!
If my drunken penis pic is ever to be forgiven id like to start over with all that
I’m really regretting these suede pants.
Do you ever wake up and realize playing beer pong with your parents wasnt a dream? Your mom really beat you
Periods are much less exciting when you're not sexually active.
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