Fine. I'll sleep in my office
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ok, stay where you are, be there soon
I promise you 4 toothbrushes taped together and lube does not do the trick
Dont you think its a little early in the relationship for sexting?
when the lights went off, all i could see was the glowing of the camera light in the closet... i got the fuck out of there so fast.
friends with benefits? more like friends with awkward sexual tension
I am dripping wet and slathered in glitter and banana mush. I love gay guys.
He introduced me to his parents as the girl he made out with on Thursday night...
So, do you think I should wash the ashes off of my forehead before going to the strip club?
ALTON JUST DID GRAVY SHOTS. THIS IS WHY HE'S MY HERO
Night just started and I've already seen a woman headbutt a brick wall. Unintentionally. Epic to say the least
Just found out that guy A from the threesome I had is now dating guy B's younger sister
He let him chew on his fu man chew. The man has the patience of a saint
I'm definitely not at Wal-Mart eating jalapeno poppers with an elevated blood alcohol content
Accepting his friend request would be the Facebook equivalent of pity sex.
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