Hot guy, man whore rep, huge crush, alcohol that will fuck you up. I fail to see how this could go wrong
Spotted on freeway- girl in ford focus takes a hit from a 7 inch pipe while knee driving. She winked at me. I want her life.
i think he just uses that whole "grew up in a castle" thing to get pussy
I was wasted and lost so I called the cops and asked for directions. It seemed logical at the time
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We're friends. And when I drunkenly send u a pic of my left testicle i would appreciate a response.
I feel bad for the next person that's gonna live in my room. There's so much semen on the carpet
was i strangled at any point last night? or was his dick just that long
Last night was the twilight zone. We hungout with our 45 year old future selves and tried to fuck everything with a dick. Lets move forward from this.
I legitimately forgot how to blow my nose just now. Sleep might be handy.
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Or maybe I'll just keep introducing myself like, hello, they call me iane because I need the D. Applications are submitted online, women need not apply.
I repeat do not go to a jail visit drunk, those stools are easy to fall off.
What could go wrong? i could have a mental breakdown with a bottle of champagne hand cuffed to a frat bro
Btw, how did you break into my room, and why did you decide that covering the mushrooms with a blanket was more secure than a lock on my door?
Side note: I apologize for sex being the subject of every single one of my texts. That's what happens when you date an older man who constantly denies you sex on the basis of his ridiculous morals.
By the way, you're like fucking spiderman. I've never seen someone climb out of a car window that fast and eloquently.
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