Yeah....I really appreciate it....I didn't even get it from hooking up....lame, atleast if a girl gets u sick when u r hooking up it was fun in its inception...
ice luge is my downfall...
...u mean upfall.
Maybe he just has a boisterous penis
He made sure to throw up on the Mexico side of the border while we were in line at the check point. Then finished by screaming you an have it back. You can have it all back.
We tried to line dance with everyone but it turned into drunken stumbling and attempting to grind on random frat boys. I feel that this might turn into an every Thursday thing.
I'm impressed you managed to decipher 'annslqllpprebBcncnj' into 'I'm drunk at the Vic, come pick me up and do me on the kitchen table'
My mom had to physically restrain me because I wouldn't stop acting like a dinosaur.
so, give him that "thank you for fighting for my freedom bj" & he wont even remember what you said in that six min voice mail.
It's like the bermuda triangle of cat puke
You might have crossed the line by jerking off while she was in the bathroom taking a prego test. Just saying
Who knew you could get a drunk in public when jogging with your dog?
I think it's a scientific achievement that I can make jelly that is 95% vodka so suck it up.
We fired a shoe out of a medieval cannon. I know not where we got either one.
It's my birthday, if I want to stay home, get stoned and watch the gameshow network, that's what I'm going to do.
I didn't want him to hear me sneaking in. The doggie door was the perfect solution.
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