There are walks of shame and then there are walks of what the hell is wrong with you.
yes you're required to wear a bikini its the snowpocalypse beach party
The venue for the new years party is close to the hospital for obvious reasons.
I think her version of saying goodnight was being flung over a guys shoulder as he said, "Bitch. You don't need no shoes."
Beer pong consisted of me throwing a ball at the wall and then falling over because moving my arm made me dizzy. I think our team lost.
SHE WON'T ROUND UP MY GRADE! I have a 79.8% I ONLY MISSED TWO CLASSES!!! ONE WHEN I GOT DRUGGED AND ONE WHEN MY CAR GOT BROKEN INTO!! I'm interculturally competent. I used to date a Italian/Cherokee Indian. I fucked a Palestinian. How much more pro-peace can you get?
I have cum and leaves all over me. Don't ask questions.
I still think the kiddie pool full of jello option is worth exploring. Just sayin'.
Lets just say that a certain piercing set off certain alarms when I went thru the airport detector/scanner thingie. David was high fived like 12 times.
He said his fantasy involved both of us fucking while stuffed into the same overalls
I'm a dude in a dress, who came to a party with Holly GoLightly, got hit on by Bambi's mom, and wants to do terrible things to Link. Halloween is weird
Oohh. Then yes, he is the Alpha Fuckboy.
Remember when I puked into a mesh garbage can in the middle of a meeting and told the clients it was "morning sickness"?
hahah yep
Well the are flying back here, it's been like 10 months, should I frame fake baby pics in my office?? Or too much?
Update: my mom just told someone to shut up and suck her dick
What happened?
Vodka. Vodka happened.
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