well we can cross tagging a chick in a movie theatre off the list of things to do before we die
is it trashy that while he was throwing up in the bathroom, i was hooking up with his childhood best friend?
Watching Blossom reruns on YouTube. Eating Pringles dipped in hot chocolate. Not taking this breakup well.
i was so worried that when his hands were down my pants he was going to find the weed i stole from him
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when she was 9 she got kicked out of our 4-H camp dance for pole dancing on the spirit stick
yeah the little voice in my head screaming YOU NEED TO GET LAID eventually grew legs and started kicking me so to avoid brain damage i had to fuck him
If he's the sort of guy that will fuck in a public restroom, he's the sort of guy that will cheat on his gf. I'm goin for it.
It's only slutty if you don't have his number. Unless there's a full moon. Then anything goes.
My puffy vagina and I are on the way to the doctor to see what your mutant penis did to us THANKS A LOT
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I'm gonna make some noodles and go to bed. Hopefully I don't fall into the stove or something.
My life is a clusterfuck of men and disorderly priorities right meow.
I cannot be with a girl who won't let me come home on my lunch break, eat spicy ranch and watch Breaking Bad without pants on. #lesbianproblems
At one point I had two blunts in my hand and had no idea where they came from.
I don't work there anymore. If they had Prince themed dildo parties i never would have quit
um care to explain the stolen chinchila under greg's bed..i'd be fine with it if it wasnt chewing up the stash
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