i found her turbo button.....if you know what i mean.
frankly if you're gonna get kicked out of your place, hooking up with your gay roommate's boyfriend would be the most entertaining way to do it.
im afraid if i stop breathing i will turn into a porcupine
Well it's a moot point because I did have a sink & I peed in it.
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Hes trying to fuck me on a bear rug. Not saying no.
You have a roommate and cry when you see my dick
A big thanks to that bride-to-be, Her fiance and his loaded friends will forever hold a place in my heart for the generous tequila body shots on the couch at Henry's.
I don't know bro. If a girl makes you cum hard enough that you pull a back muscle, she might be the perfect one to call for a massage on said muscle.
I'm not sure... But I think I just found a porno I starred in during my black out week of '08.
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call me with an emergency in 5 min. This chick has a strap on hangin behind the bathroom door.
I'll do my best. he just keeps yelling beer and doing dick helicopters
Just packed a snack to eat on the way to McDonald's. That stoned.
I'm trying to imagine how upset he was when he realized that he had been cockblocked by a picture of a sloth and I am drawing indescribable pleasure from it.
why is there a porcupine in the kitchen
idk he wanted to trade sex for a triple order of hashbrowns
AND YOU SAID NO?????????
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