The seats are awesome but you see two of each player.
just a heads up, there may or may not be a mailbox full of the leftover beer on the table in your basement.
I knew she was going to get knocked up just by looking at her facebook pics
should i be impressed or disgusted that i was spitting glow-in-the-dark?
I'd cum for enchiladas.
Who doesnt want to be Yoda? I mean seriously, how sweet would that be? Live to 400, not give a shit about love and all that, know fucking mind tricks and smoke awesome swamp weed. I'm down.
Right, try not to commit a felony that costs more than 4 dollars cause that's all I have in my bail jar.
GDI YOU HAVE THE GOD OF FUCKING THUNDER'S NUDES AND YOU DIDN'T SHARE
I just lit a blunt like right in front of an old man and I was like sir please shieldeth your eyes
So how do you explain to your boss that Siri called him mid sex?
Just by hearing the girl outside reciting the info on her fake ID, I know it's gonna be a good night
He's not put together enough to have that big of a dick
Fuck the walk of shame. I make this shit glorious.
The fact that you arent wearing shoes probably just adds to the classiness
Condom wrapper stuck to my shirt ups the anty
Just walked out of the train bathroom after having sex and got a round of applause from the passengers. Definitely the best part of the trip.
What! I said that you would fall in love? See I know better. Dark liquor makes me think everything is a dream. I barely remember saying that
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