how do you spell 'special'? like slow?
S P E L L C H E C K
No you dumbass thats not right
And then she said we stopped for a train and i tried crawling out the back window.. again, i dont remember this.
Think worst case scenario and then dress sluttier
its like the body should be a temple but we treat it like a kmart
Sorry I didn't take you making out with him all night as a hint you wanted nothing to do with him...
I can feel my moral fiber fraying.
I'm mortified. After he finished, he turned to me and said,"So, what did you think of my mom?" WTF Please tell me he was not wondering about that while he was going down on me!!!
We were fucking while the tv was on, and one of those animal cruelty commercials came on. We then switched over and started doing it doggy style. It was then that I realized that I'm going to hell.
You gave your boss a bj to get the safe employee of the month award?
how do you ask an olympian for your underwear back?
FUCK... Pulled a chick from the bar went to her house passed out on the shitter. She lives in a house full of girls. They were making poop jokes as i left
They offered me pot brownies in 7 minutes flat. Imagine my horror when I had to be like, are those gluten free?
We're friends with benifits... The benifits being I'm fucking her boyfriend
There is sex in the air. Be careful where you walk.
It's official! Naked girl is back and making stir fry. Still not sure she realizes we can see her whole apartment from our balcony. Cheap beer and a show.
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