Dual, econ, hell, shiv, aunt, puppy. 1 out of 6. T9 word needs to learn how to cuss like me.
Reindeer Drinking Games will soon commence. Get over here while we're still sober enough to answer the door.
Just met a girl...She is complaining why on facebook you can't have more then one "open relationship"
I dont know how i feel about her from a moral standpoint...
recycled a plan b box. kill a baby. save a tree.
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I just found a pubic hair on my dick that wasn't mine.
I hope this adventure ends at a hospital
I feel like god wrote up a contract of my life, and i just signed off on that shit without reading the fine print.
ps I'm eating candy off our sex sheets. gotta say the only thing better than sweet tarts is sweet tarts with a hint of sex. perfect post vday situation
Makers Mark. Chicken nuggets in a blender. Smart
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She has either a C-Section scar or a bullet wound, I can't quite tell
Ripped as fuck driving to get a portrait of my cat tattooed on my arm
I'm so high I would give anything in the world to be inside my lava lamp right now
What am I even going to do with 20 more jello shots? And don't say give them to the cat
6 hours ago I jacked off a a guy for $100. I explained it away as "compensation" for gas and tolls. WHAT am I doing with my life? Quickest and easiest $100 I ever made though, haha
I don’t know how you celebrated 4/20 but I set a Payless trash can on fire
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