For some reason, Oliver from Hannah Montana reminds me of pudding.
That's cute.
I've had a Margarita with salt, but I have to say I was impressed by the Stoli and Sprite rimmed with adderall
I just paid $5 for a shot of el toro and the bartender wasn't even hot. Rock bottom.
does drinking everclear count as brushing your teeth? because i think they are sterilized
Her name is Sherri and her sister's are Brandy and Champagne. Of course I want to meet her parents.
I'm ashamed of you 12 hours later and 200 miles away
Everything was good until you pulled the bartenders hair because she cut you off
but i'm paying and its not a date cause he's got a gf and i'm hooking up with his roommate tomorrow night
he's hot he just has too much baggage, and has really fucking skinny ankles which freaks me out
you aren't having sex with his ankles, As long as knee caps and above are good, i'd go for it
Ugh I miss culture and lesbians already
Starting the weekend with a pair of pants on which the zipper wont stay up. Is this a sign of things to come??
Maybe we should invest in one and when one of us wishes to be a hot mess in a wheel chair the other one will push the mess around to wherever it wants to go.
I'm not drunk because I think my blood just is alcohol from last night so being drunk is sober. If that makes sense
Just had someone from Hells Angels snort coke off my tits...so I'm pretty much done with life now. 💀
Too high to wash a dish but just high enough for a kitchen fire
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