Yeah, that's not really a good thing. Especially for a girl. You should get a tattoo on your stomach that says "Please wear a condom".
his name is not nearly as fun as i thought to yell out in bed
This is no lauging matter. Huge cock equals great sex. Marriage to huge cock equals great life.
i'm way too high for it to be safe that i just discovered i have a fire extinguisher
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you said you wanted to feel how much my penis weighed for educational purposes
Could have had sex with an ex NFL kicker last night.
That would've been embarrassing.
Ok so last thing I remember was hugging a cop while vomiting
im lying in bed trying to choke myself out because being awake hurts too much
I was figuring I'd break up with her after work, but before Taco Tuesday
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Please tell me those naked pics were not your mom. Lie if you have to.
Our nipples touched last night. It was tender.
I know he's only a bandaid for my emotional disrepair, but he can stick me anytime!!
you can't just call dibs on my vagina bro.
It was weird, it was like my heart got a boner. Is this being an adult?
He just canceled. I got an amazing new dress and now he’s decided he’s spending the weekend with his family
In other news, there’s some rando in an expensive hotel bar who is going to get very lucky tonight because I love the way this dress makes my tits look. Want to help me find him?
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