I'm totally counting that party when he kept putting his hands down my pants as a date.
ok please explain why some one shaved half of my pubes?
Dude. No way. She insults the term butterface. She's a butternothing.
this girl is having heart failure because she lost her feather...a gypsy blessed it in turkey. Not sure im high enough for this
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We need to talk about our relationship.
I just won a bet involving 10 tequila shots. You've got about 3 minutes
Why the hell did you invite him? He's gonna bring two more inches of dick and zero fun.
We found Kyle. He was next door yelling at the elderly couple to let him continue his golf game. No more afternoon drinking for him.
You should have seen the pharmacists face when I paid for my inhaler refill and a box of condoms.
Stripper just cleaned my glasses with her nipple...
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Was your wine and cheese snap taken from the toilet?
I need to just embrace dildos and cats and call it a life.
He met a girl at a stop light and managed to give her his number while driving down the highway.
Like either my tits got bigger or I've succumbed to Trumps tiny hand syndrome
Finally finished unpacking shit from school n found a bra with no idea whose it is... I miss college so much it hurts sometimes
That's good. So do you know why there is a giant pile of old tires in the laundry room and kitchen?
Well we knew you needed some tires, found someone on the way home who was giving them away and took them all. Has to be 4 in there you can use.
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