Lets go to the mall and pick up some fat chicks and take them out tonight so we can be the skinny friends
dude on moped wearing crocs...somebody get this guy his man card back
Same, I didn't even get to be tarzan this summer
He just asked me if his big had a curved penis. Awkward? I think so.
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I'm walking down the halls of our hotel and listening for sex noises and knocking when I do.
OMG. if college stays like this, theres no way i wont be pregnant by first semester
Thanks for not waking me up before the firefighters chopped down my door
Jesus, I just want to drink. Also simultaneously punch things and rub my vagina on them.
So is there a reason your dad is passed out naked in my shower? P.S. Congrats on the family dong.
I didn't get it..
I'm sorry. But to the original question please.
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I'll come hang out with you guys later, but right now my parents aren't home and I have to take full advantage of being able to watch porn on full blast.
As Scar once said. Be prepared! For the shit show of what's coming tonight
I feel like I would find myself in so much trouble if I hadn't married my DD.
So I just sneezed blood everywhere. On the upside. After yesterday I feel way more confident AND I give even less of a fuck.
The stock is going waaaaay up on that picture of my pussy with a bowtie on it.
Is there a single word to describe 'the last guy she slept with before meeting her husband'? Cause there should be.
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