she left her pants. im pretty sure she grabbed mine on accident. im like 9 man sizes bigger than her. wtf
I found the seven page love letter I had written you. I'm sorry i was so obsessed.
is the shake weight an appropriate valentine's day present?
You threw my heel at her from across the street... And hit her in the back of the head so hard she face planted into the street. I need more friends like you.
This is the first time I'm hearing this information.
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U can be a future sentaor's wife if you want. I'm happy with "closet lesbian", "tech prof".and "masters degree" all rolled into one. Drunken bar escapades pay off.
Didn't want you to think it had been open season on my vagina since we broke up.
Just gave candy to a strange child. Not my best move.
Hold your horses dude. Titty pics are a work of art.
You've got to be fucking kidding me. Do you think "Husband drunkenly pees all over floors" is reasonable grounds for divorce? So pissed off right now.
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That's a really terrible idea.
Awesome I'm gonna do it then, thanks for the input
All boys are excommunicated from my vagina until further notice.
Banged a guy with 2 broken arms once. Top that
Tell me why I woke up with your dads construction shirt on, nothing else, and had jelly donuts with a note from a girl named cathryn that said "we had a kinky night with peanut butter". p.s. Im by the layin by the lawnmower
You walked right into the door. Even the door guy and security guys were laughing.
Who brings a stripper to breakfast at the dining hall? What was the plan? Impress her with his meal plan?
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