I've decided to bang my pen-pal.
I walked in on my roommate finishing watching something on his computer. There was cum all over his screen. He awkwardly said hi and pulled up his pants.
eating raw peppers to burn the taste of semen out of my mouth
there is an extreme lack of margarita in my mouth.
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i know it happened because it happened right beside me, and at one point on top of me.
He taught me where the gears in a five speed are with his penis.
they told me if I wanted to live here I had to get an ass tattoo and then they all mooned me simultaneously. ass tattoos as far as the eye could see.
On a better note: I'm on pace for 730 female produced orgasms in 2013.
Today has been like a snow day for your boobs. No rules, just doing whatever they want.
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You know those twins i had a crush on in grade school? Just woke up between them. Best. Party. EVER.
I couldn't find a lighter, so I smoked a bowl with a birthday candle.
With a butt like mine I'll never have to pay for Netflix again.
I just talked to him. no worries he had the same fears you did this morning and smelled the dryer to make sure. you officially did not pee in there haha
Why do my weekends always degenerate into using my little brothers childrens board games for drinking games?
Yo did you say we are blacking out saturday night and playing dodgeball?
Yeah for relay for life. Its for cancer
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