I only want to know people that are dynamic intelligent and totally insane
I thought it was weird that her dad told me to finish and get out after he walked in on us. I like him
It just feels so wrong throwing away the condoms into her Hello Kitty trashcan
Amanda Bynes on the cover of maxim is my 8th grade masturbation fantasy come to life
i woke up naked with 27 half ripped $ bills in my bed from ripping them off the wall of the bar
i feel as uncomfortable as your camel toe looks.
I just pull a splinter from the head of my penis. It was a rough night.
Apparently I tried to convince him to sleep with me by showing him that I could do dips....
Bring condoms and burritos. The rest will fall into place
Just found out that guy A from the threesome I had is now dating guy B's younger sister
Speaking of mom and dad and Halloween... Mom bought a size small slutty nurse outfit last night. So yeah, they're getting hammered
Yeah, last night in the parking lot was hot. I'm sure whoever has the surveillance tapes thinks so too.
Well, he hasn't actually seen me naked. Just my boobs... and the left side of my vagina.
Why the fuck was I face down on the floor with you mounting me like a horse anyway? I'm so confused
Skipping class. Wanna Drink now?
yea. just give me 15 min to write a paper.
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