Baton twirling is one of his activities on facebook.
Also he is "an Ohio stae gran champion twirler". You cannot tell me he's straight
the #6 from wendy's when stoned is definitely better than sex. i dont care what anyone says.
And then falling down drunk the next morning, concussing yourself and splitting your head open?
That was pretty sad, but you more than made up for it by using "concussing" in a sentence
I went down on her for at least a half hour, She loved it, so I thought she'd recip. She said "I only do that if I know I'm getting something out of it."
SHUT IT DOWN.
HAPPY NEWYEARSM FAGTRON! GETTING HEAD IN TAXI I WIN
That's fuckin bs. I had the bouncers beat by 30 yards til that dumbshit on the moped stopped in front of me.
I HAVE A PIGEON IN MY JACKET.
It sounded like he said "don't stop" but all I could hear were his balls.
He's only done it missionary. His world is about to be rocked. Do you know what I look like from behind?
My day in three words: secret purse cake
I'll pass on that plan. The lack of my penis in new vaginas is no where on the itinerary.
I got bit by a peacock. That's how hard shit went down last night.
But seriously I might need help getting spray paint off of my body.... But don't worry about the penis I scrubbed him already
THIS MOTHERFUCKING ROOSTER
IT KEEPS CHASING ME BACK IN THE HOUSE
FUCK THIS BIRD
I just talked comic books with a cop. We high-fived as he was running my name.
Proud of you.
We discussed the legality of being a vigilante. I won.
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