Nothing says fuck you quite like putting your used condom in someones mailbox for them to find in the morning.
sometimes you have to go after what you want
true. and i really want to cum
Perfect. Let's do that. I'm thinking everclear and green dye as our base. We shud start from there
Ok I've processed it. Who the fuck makes out drunk in a parking lot in a backseat with the windows down in the middle of the day?!?!
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I just want to slap everyone in the face that's happy being sober. Loser.
for the record im never blowing a guy on the toilet again, that was sad and degrading
He told me I'm a small core of pure evil wrapped up in sweetness, gold, and puppies. He gets me.
That is beautiful
The power of the half flaccid cock, and to think, I thought I was just playing accordion in front of her Vagina!
Fuck baseball, getting drunk and playing with kittens is the REAL national pasttime
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Right in the middle of our simultaneous orgasms, he shouted "HAPPY NEW YEAR" ruining the intimacy
I'm like a hairless cat ready to be ravished
is it bad that I'm more worried about having to take out my piercings than the fact that I might be having a kid
He smells like sex and magic. I’m already naming our children
Maybe you should talk to him first
I’m planning a Pharmasutra for the first night after the pandemic ends
Pharmasutra?
Me + Chris + cocktails + viagra = night of orgasms
For the love of all that is holy just take the tranquilizers Erica
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