I've had that scene from "Parenthood" where Rick Moranis' character is singing "Close To You" to his wife in classroom, stuck in my head all morning.
I guess my mind is just wondering whatever happened to Rick Mornais.
Wow, Pearl Harbor and The Notebook are on. Its like the Im going to kill myself marathon.
you started crying about dinosaurs being extinct
that's why i woke up holding that dina girls hand
she's a dina-saur
found out this morning via facebook that the guy i met last night has a wife and a baby and he took me to his apartment where he takes girls to cheat on his wife
i mean you met him at the daytona 500
happy birthday! Any relationship between us is now officially illegal.
It's underwear night and I am literally in the bar wearing nothing but underwear and flip flops.
Urine might work for jellyfish stings, but we found out it doesn't work well for nose bleeds...
Seriously? Time stamp. 2:31 AM. And I am taking self potraits with a tree. Betty Ford anyone?
You shouted "FUCK SHANIA TWAIN" and then downed an Aquafina bottle of white wine none of us knew how to react
I just had nipple jewelry returned to me in the law library.
Would it be considered cannibalistic if I wanted to eat off his bacon tattoo?
I was 100% done.. I used my vibrator while eating cold pizza. Shit was magical.
Your phone just changed "liver" to "liquor" how dose that make you feel
If you can't beat em, make them send you dick pics so they can't do anything stupid again.
the fact that you beer bonged rum made me so proud, the fact that you threw up an entire footlong tuna melt after... not so much babe
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