i like that octo mom she is my favorite xmen
I cant remeber how long i've been laying here...it could be 10 minutes to a fucking day
So, does it mean i'm loose if he can't even tell when he fell out?
I just masturbated to the audio from my psych lecture . . . this screwing my prof fantasy is getting serious.
I have to overdose on valtrex I had a rough weekend.
Ya know, since we do have alot of sex with each other i figure i should wish you a happy valentines day
Why do you think she gets more guys?
well her prof pic is her in her bedroom looking hot and mine is me looking terrified while holding a giant spider at 6 flags, so there's that
Just gave a blow job while wearing a shirt that says 'world's coolest mom' idk how my conscience feels...
It's cool, I power napped on the dryer while they were fucking in the bathroom so I'm good to go now. Where are you?
Remind me in the morning that I've now seen a guy do crack. That actually happened. I'm at the wrong party.
Do you think accidently including this month's Credit Card statement in my application will keep me from getting into grad school?
Depends ... when did you purchase your vibrator?
I'm just more comfortable with the bondage
I told him to send me a dick snap for my birthday. To personalize it, he drew a candle coming out of the tip of it so I could blow it out.
Just realized that I bailed on you guys yesterday just so I could get wendy's. it was worth it but still, sorry
I'm covered in jizz and the toll booth lady knew it
Randomize
