Those 2 guys from the sonic commercial will be virgins for life.
3 inches of snow, below zero windchill and i just saw a dude in a wrangler with no doors, shorts a beanie and burton snow goggles. God i love college in colorado
we bribed her with croutons and jello shots.
I think I just fucked my first person born during the Clinton administration
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I am unable to type or say "unprotected, receptive anal sex" with a straight face. clearly, HIV was a poor research paper topic choice.
so does the 200 for rent and 150 for utilities include the never telling my boyfriend about the guys i bring home.. or is that extra?
The gay bar tender told me I looked like Prince William. And that I needed my balls licked.
I did nothing besides stay sober all night, I walked home to find max naked knocking cups off the counter with his cock lol
I just debated creating a mirror system so I could play Batman while in the bathroom. I think I need help.
I already knew that. But I also don't agree with stifling creativity.
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Her desktop wallpaper is a collage of penises she fucked.
Puking on the side of the road and legitimately just got a head nod and thumbs up from an 80 year old man on a Segway... What the fuck?
I think I need to expose myself to your dog so he knows that I am also a male.
I'm going to be such a slut in Europe I've already decided
Send me dick pics. We'll make a scrap book
What would I even say at the wedding? "Sorry that I still wouldn't sleep with you after four years of you trying...but hopefully my sister here isn't that stubborn" and give him an awkward pat on the back?
found a note from drunk me saying "don't worry i fed the mice". WHAT MICE?
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