The 3 of us think it's time to start drinking.
3?
Me, myself and I
he ate 15 dinner rolls and nothing else. then took a shit in the bathroom came out and blamed it on his dad. i wish i was 8.
the worst part is we had a camera rolling
Did his mom notice it when she saw u guys?
Yes.
I have to watch that.
I might have a beer. Just to keep this hangover on its toes.
Oh and probably wearing a life jacket instead of clothes didn't help things either
friends don't put videos of other friends on youtube puking on their professor on the first day
He's dressed as a power ranger handing out cocaine
is it bad that my walk of shame involves the church shuttle?
I don't think I've ever met a guy with a bush bad enough that I would choose a cactus over it.
The irony of the fact that I'm going to be starting my period on Thanksgiving. Something to truly be thankful for.
i feel like if we ever had babies together they would just be drunk all the time
I'm dying of laughter, but I'm also just dying
Send help
Just got caught by my boss looking at porn on the work computer & he decided to utilize this time to look with me. Not sure if this is good or bad.
All I know is I woke up with my apartment door wide open, naked, and I poured an entire bottle of Advil on my bed to sleep in.
My body isnt used to all this fresh air, sun and booze....ok well maybe just the fresh air and sun...its used to the booze.
Randomize
