I'm sorry for the crack den comment. You have a lovely apartment.
i love beer. I convinced myself that I'm going to ace the exam tomorrow. I can't even do that when I actually study.
You are very nonchalant about the high probability of us having an orgy.
Eh, I'm ok with this, this can work. We're the best kind of the worst people.
she's sitting in the bathroom of SA telling people to come in for a toilet ride
I know how to make vodka btw in case you want to come over and do a science project
Wake up we need to beat the walk of shame rush hour
I don't have to hold her hair back as she blows me but I do have to hold the ball on the Santa hat
PROFESSOR JUST TOOK A SHOT WITH US BEFORE CLASS. WELCOME TO THE LAST DAY OF FINALS.
you walked onto the street in the middle of the 10K in your thong. it was a whole new kind of expirience.
It could happen. I haven't creeped the rest of the guest list yet.
Just creeped. Everyone is a passable 7. Orgy is a go!
I say this out of love and friendship. Eat ice cream not the d.
Honestly who turns down a free blowjob?
I feel like sleeping with foreign people is a long term investment. It's like a time share. Now when I go to London I have a place to stay.
I managed to break 3 nails and loose my stockings, but I made 87 dollars at the strip club. I asked where I could find an application on the way out.
Yes please. My parents would fucking love him and I'd love fucking him. That's a win-win if I've ever seen one.
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