Omg! Love it! Cant find L*****
What!!?? Like after last night you lost her?
Yea me and L***** came back to out hotel at 3am to regroup then went back out; police and 2 bars later, I don't know what happened. Vegas is nuts!
who let me buy 6 packs of big league chew? and eat them all? thats not cool
That ginger could cleveland steamer me and it would still be the best day of my life
sometimes i wish i was the girl in a porno. that way if i couldn't get any, i'd just order a pizza and do him.
you guys are cousins why the FUCK are your pants off
my bf wants us to fuck our way into the new year.. how original..
you cant keep talent like that locked up in a relationship
P.S. The slutty NASCAR driver costume will be saved and used year round for role play.
Really?!? Does he think blocking me on FACEBOOK means that he doesn't have a kid with me?!
I feel like I'm going to get the reputation of being the girl who brings her dog with her to all her random hookups.
No. Nooooo. No way. She looked like Amanda Bynes. The recent one not the one from All That.
The last time I saw you, you were giving the stripper a lap dance.
I was trying to get nudes from last night and ended up getting a family portrait!
Trying to decide if I'm relieved or disappointed that I didn't receive any fuck boi calls on nye
So... he's my second cousin's step-bro... To do or not to do?
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