You know your life is awesome when sometimes you walk down the street eating a sandwich and you run into someone you had a threesome with. And not say hi.
dude on moped wearing crocs...somebody get this guy his man card back
so stoned i ashed in my jack and coke like 4 times. drinking it anyway
Woke up in an unfamiliar basement in a sleeping bag with Matt to a police officer shining his flashlight in my eyes and asking me my birth date and social security number. My morning went swimmingly.
you kept saying 'can i put my penis on the grill?' and it was all i could do to stop you. you're welcome, though
Slutapocalypse this thursday. Invite every freshieee you hooked up with this semester to my house. Think of it like a meet n greet for them and battle of the sluts for us.
So here i am dipping ice cream in my vodka and watching the bad girls club on demand. This is not ok
He just climbed off me and used my hairspray to fix his hair. If he hadn't just gone down on me I would think he's gay.
Given everything we have talked about, is it wrong to ask you to be faithful to me, despite still dating him?
Going to the u of w I constantly have that moment of, oh hey I felt you up at that rave at folk fest that one time. Winnipeg is too small.
Nvm, he just almost drank his drink from last night, his drink that has the condom in it. Kinda answers my question.
As we have told you before, the first rule of hook-up bingo is we don't talk about hook-up bingo
i need to un-sleep with a few of those brothers before we ever go back to that house again. i'm serious. i will not be a fraternity groupie.
Judging by his bulge. This guy is going home with me. Who doesn't want a dick that looks like it used to be a pillar in Rome.
so horny i almost want to text him..and then i remember the restraining order i have against him
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