A disheveled girl in front of me just looked down, shrieked, and yelled to the girl next to her "what is this" while pointing at two large white stains near the crotch of her black jeans. I love that Thursdays are weekends, it makes awesome Friday mornings
He came on my face and told me I looked like a gingerbread house.
So there is a guy driving a robot around the college of engineering selling energy drinks
Pretty sure that this text will cost me like $5 but just wanted you to know that I just smoked a bowl of kush, about to walk around shopping for hookers and i get 3 credit hours for this study abroad .... have fun studying for finals.
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It's always a surprise to see what songs I shazamed and downloaded last night while we were drunk at the bar.
How long is it safe to eat only Hot Pockets and Popsicles?
you can feel better about your life now. i slept with a guy who has gold teeth
Hey bro, did you ever hear from the background investigator that i was supposed to bang?
if this uncomfortable exchange we're having is you trying to flirt with me i suggest you stop it before someone gets hurt
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This question may sound intrusive, but how did pushing out a baby affect your vagina?
All I want to do is shower, but there is a keg in there.
I'm six Popsicles away from an existential breakdown.
I got myself off in the shower last night for the first time ever! I just looked like I was playing a game of twister.
I’ve cut back on drinking and now my body can’t fight off all the bad germs without the alcohol. That’s why I keep getting sick
I got a pots and pans set and a vibrator. Merry Crisis.
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