their songs make me feel all the things I wanna feel. Ya dig?
and what kinds of feelings would these be?
Happy, horny, occasionally hungry
I have one thing to say: spongebath.
I wish that wasn't all you had to say. And by that, I mean I wish you hadn't said that at all.
Your mom is more observant then Randy Newman.
Sometimes, in the course of human events, people get lit on fire.
I told the girl in his bed not to bleed on his sheets like the last one.
It was as if you forgot how to speak normally. All of your words came out either backwards or in song form
Ya but I plan to getting arrested more towards the end of summer
She said she couldn't sleep with a guy who had blood stains on his ceiling. I tried to explain it wasn't my blood, but she still left :(
You need to get over here. I think the drunks are about to sacrifice a chicken to the beer gods. Or a freshman. Stay tuned.
The feeling I get when I hear beer bottles clinking must be what children feel when they hear sleigh bells on Christmas Eve
When you're high, you dance like an injured velociraptor.
carb up bitch. we're drinking with football players.
It's called life, you pretentious bitch. Grow up.
He motorboated me, gave me a business card congratulating me on my motorboat, then disappeared into the night.
Find him and marry him.
I fuckin love you!
I would reciprocate the feeling if i knew who this was.
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