Totally smoking with fifteen year olds.
tonight lets celebrate not being married
Found a bar with a washer and dryer and they serve food. I never have to leave
I swear after i took it all i did was scream for four hours
I'm pretty sure it all started going downhill last night when they suggested I see how much sambuca I could fit in my mouth
My stomach is revolting cause i have put food in it and no alcohol.
You'd think, but when you nail one sorority sister, you might as well have nailed them all.
She has a tattoo on her inner thigh that's an x with a long dotted line. So after she passed out I signed it. Dunno what else I was supposed to do...
This is America. Deny every slut accusation or own up to it
I lost the bet. I now have to do all chores sans clothing of any kind. I give it a week before I'm knocked up...
no. i discovered the *exact* amount of drugs i need to do to understand calculus.
We're over by the bouncy castles. I'm the one wearing a baby. Bring Twizzlers.
Hold your horses dude. Titty pics are a work of art.
So worth it. Come over for bacon egg cheese vusquit later. 12. I slept with Jimmy? On my period? And told him he had mother issues? No tequila. Tequila bad.
Howd it go?
Well we had the "no we're not fucking on the porch" conversation but then we totally fucked on the porch. So I'd say alright.
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