I guess she didn't feel like it. There was hair all over it and everything
I feel like i'm in "To Catch a Predator - The Musical"
We were sexting and at the end, instead of us having sex, he decided to put "we fell asleep in each others arms."
I just masturbated mid-day, thinking of you
I think that is one of the most romantic things I have ever heard from a fuck buddy on v-day, there is a strong possibility that you will soon be my girlfriend.
It was the first time I had seen his penis when it wasnt hard. It just looked so vulnerable and a little bit depressed.
i think i just put your shirt on , but i don't remember . my body can't decide if it wants to move in slow motion or fast forward
Jon thought he was that blonde chick from Three's Company when he was shrooming
Well the walls are thin and I can hear the couple next door having sex. I think their dog is somehow involved.
On a side note Tyler is buying beer from a gas station in a panda suit priceless
struggle bus is officially taking me on a road trip to hell. If this is just the first destination, I'll jump out the fucking window.
I only had ten dollars. So leave it to Katie to somehow makeout with the bartender, on his shift mind you, and get free drinks.
What section do you want to sit in? The screaming girls section or the "when you guys were popular I was straight and pretended not to like you guys" section?
That's why i need nudes. Plutonic nudes.
Hungover on St. Patrick's Day. I did this backwards.
You were leaning against a fire hydrant asking people if they wanted to buy free pocket peanuts from you.
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