God help me. Come pick me up. The guy told me this is not a hotel and i had to leave.
He ripped my extensions out during sex, not noticing until this morning when he saw them on the floor. I told him they werent mine and he went and threw them in his sister's room.
its easy. just sleep with a bunch of guys until one falls in love
It was all fun and games until Tim shit on the end table
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Just threw up in airport security. Happy holidays.
had to ask my 13 year old sister if she knew any dealers... she did. it's good to be home.
we're havin a 400 loko party for joe pa's 400th win. come get loko
He is juggling broken glass botttles, I think its time to cut him off...
It probably isn't a good idea to go home with last night's hookup's brother. And sister.
Probably is probably an understatement.
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I find it very uncomfortable that I need to ask you to stop sending me pictures of your stomach
I'm just saying; the box truck will cost less then dorms or rent, and we can always crash where the party is.
Our relationship needs a sober moment
I'll call you when that happens
I wore my Gollum shirt. It struck up a conversation AND got him staring at my boobs. That's a win-win.
There's a bull to ride and dancing on the bar is encouraged. This is my heaven. And this is why god made leopard tube tops.
His beard looks like it smells like beer, cocaine and old pussy juice
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