I'm putting on too much make up bc I'm stoned
I fucked him in a hamburger. literally. he has a hamburger bed.
what's an appropriate "I'm fucking your grandson but I'm trying to hide it" outfit?
Ive seen teh same guy pissing in the corner. Twice. Its eally weird. My frieds gonna do th funnel. Im so excited for her! Love, cori. Cuz its lik a diary.
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He paid me to blow him while doing a handstand. Does that make me a whore or just a budding gymnast?
The bartender charged us for drinks. Life is different.
The water at the venue tasted HORRIBLE so I just kept drinking booze. It was like the medievals.
Well I'm about 60% wine, 30% pure rage and 10% tears at the moment and I'm disappointed in how little alcohol is in me
I don't know. I just have an affinity for nudity when I'm drunk.
How the hell am I supposed to tell that to a group of eight year olds?! It was three in the afternoon for fucks sake!
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So i know i said I'm turning over a new leaf, but i met a guy with a dick piercing. I have to sleep with him. For science.
It's like those toothpaste commercials where 4 out of 5 dentists would recommend your vagina
How drunk you think somebody has to be, that they think that putting out a profile pic like that can be even a slightly good idea?
This girls ass literally just fell out of her jeans in front on me on the escalator. Going commando on a Monday morning is a bold move.
The dog peed on the neighbors baby Jesus. No wonder she thinks we're the devil.
You kept crying and I couldnt help but laugh at you, I was really high though.
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