How are you going to be there by 9am?
Relax I always go to these conferences hung over
You say that like it's a positive quality
You were plastered and wouldn't stop telling this hot girl about your plan to graffiti a church in easter colored spray-paint saying that Jesus was a Zombie... she kept saying her father was a pastor...
You can't see him, he's in front of the dildo, but Amelia Earhart is blocking your view.
A 300 lb dude in a sundress yelling bible verses while wearing a raggedy anne wig is just as funny as I thought it would be. Thank you san francisco.
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you can now officially say a girl has shaved your initials into her pubes. welcome to the club.
It was awkward at first he now knows I fucked his little brother, they were both there. then the tequila kicked in and everything was fine.
Remember when we saw my neighbor taking dick pics of himself? He's back at it!
Why must everything this weekend have to do with something going into or coming out of my vagina?
he said didn't have much sexual experience and then proceeded to tell me he is going to make me cum harder than my vibrator could
well, that escalated quicky
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Don't have sex in a tent there are so many opportunities for infections
I need to immerse myself in a tub of peroxide to kill whatever traces of him are on me.
He spilled some of his beer on your shoulder then proceeded to lick it off. By the face you made, I don't know if you were completely horrified or really turned on.
I can't come. It's so cold my uterine walls have frozen together like a cherry popsicle.
Questions: How did Rachel get home? Why did I find both her ID's in my shoes? And does anyone know if she's alive?
She shit herself again. We're calling her the "Queen of Sharts".
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