I'm doing a half mile walk of shame carrying a trash bag and still very drunk. Save me. I feel like a refugee.
I am officially out of liquor stores within a 15 mile radius that don't recognize me as soon as I walk in the door.
My sink just fell out of the wall. I can't deal with this right now
when i got home i made myself toast with butter & put pasta on it. I know this cause it's all over my bed.
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The house is trashed, there is porn scattered everywhere like an easter egg hunt and the blow up doll is sleeping on the couch downstairs. someone covered her up.
Frozen waffles and wine. Loneliness-party of one
I can't tell if your life is amazing or needs reevaluation when "did I get hit with a nightstick" is a legitimate question.
I think online classes were designed around the concept of day drinking.
Apparently the Massachusetts Bay Transit Authority severely looks down on Chinese firedrills on a public bus
Yeah but the people love.
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there is vomit in the pocket of my dress coat. i remember thinking "this is a weird place to puke" at some point in the evening, but i dont understand how i did this.
Help me. My dealer just asked me to have a child with him. Sat me down for a heart to heart "he's almost 40 and losing his shit cause he's single and wants babies" talk. How the fuck am I supposed to feel about this????
Please tell me I didn't try to make out with a 70 year old Romanian man last night ...
oh my god I have a fantastic druncle story to tell you. It involves a burrito, a meltdown and a bear
The burrito and meltdown are standard, but I'm intrigued by the bear
I woke up naked wrapped in a wolf blanket on the bathroom floor
That was the first time i’ve been physically intimidated by a LinkedIn profile.
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