how do you tell a roommate that having sex on your bottom bunk is not appropriate even if she has a top bunk that's hard to climb to?
she said, "is it ok if I touch it?" that's when I knew I was in trouble... I knew she was a virgin but seriously..
He said I came instead of I'm coming. I wonder if he noticed my state of confusion when I stopped blowing him.
Wasn't he an English major?
i regret nothing . he quoted dr. suess . he deserved that bj .
his mom called while we were having sex and asked if we could finish in his brothers room because her ceiling fan was about to fall on her bed
when she was 9 she got kicked out of our 4-H camp dance for pole dancing on the spirit stick
As he walked by me and gave me his dreamy smile full of dimples all i could think was 'I gave you chlamydia'.
I know he’s a bad decision but he's casual, his penis is amazing and his technique is on point.
I'm not trying to take your husband away from you, but can we have another 3way soon? I'm just desperate for good dick.
You tell anyone I'm rocking out to Pitbull in an economy, base-model car, I'll kill you.
can we not compare my dick to a children’s folk tale
I HAVE DISCOVERED LONDON AND IT FILLS ME WITH JOY
Tell him to put up or shut up. Can't be dangling dick in front of ho's without delivering.
It's just disrespectful
so you can go out and drink with me then fuck me, or you can come over when i get home and fuck me, or you can come over before and fuck me, or you can come over before and after and fuck me... so many fucking options
So I was having a really bad night...so I decided to steal a pumpkin.
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