just realized i've hooked up with 3/4 of the guys here COOL
I may or may not have screamed I'M ON A BOAT while having sex...on a boat. I think I was born to have sex with him.
You don't understand, Single Ladies is like the Don't Stop Believing of the gay community.
Should I feel bad that my boyfriend pays for my birth control and his friends get to reap the benefits?
Dude I'm looking through my old high school year book and I circled every girl I fucked.. what was wrong with me.
I'm so covered in bruises. God dammit drunk me. We are a lady.
dude, I feel like I need to get my gf's roommate a gift. something that says, sorry you walked in on me getting blown. suggestions?
Shit stained towel. The very symbol of how much closer we are as friends. Fall 011... beautiful disaster
I.V.'s should just be available for purchase at Walmart. God I'm dehydrated.
I think now I understand why people say my penis is pretty.
I just smoked a bowl with the lady who runs the special olympics. Your move.
I've found myself wondering why I WASN'T naked before, but I generally always know why I am naked. Except now. WHY THE FUCK ARE WE ALL NAKED
It's a good thing my liver is flexible because a lesser man would be dead
The best part of Easter was watching all his colorblind cousins try to find the eggs.
It took 5 bourbons for him to handcuff and spank me and then he cried after sex. The men that like me are so unstable.
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