found an unmarked box of photos in the garage, they were from when my parents first got together. It was fun laughing at their ridiculous eighties outfits and hairstyles, until I found a pic of my dad. naked. with a boner.
whatcha mean you cant get rid of genital warts? thats not what my girlfriend says
she was home schooled till college. were she learned how to give the most amazing blowjobs is still a mystery.
Just when I thought this night couldn't get any worse, my dad sang and dedicated Sexual Healing to me at kareoke night.
Ok that kid was ether gay or 12 with a beard.
I can now tell my grandchildren Central Park has really great spots for quickies...
I can't talk to her. I know entirely too much about her genitals to hold a conversation without mentioning them.
Yeah. Just jump him. Naked. Claim his dick for yourself.
Why the fuck is he under my phone as Papi Chulo?
Is selling savings bonds for acid money something a normal person does?
He threw me over his shoulder and carried me outside, all the while drinking from the bottle of rum he was holding, while my ex watched. I'm winning the break-up.
who has a one night stand on Christmas ? But he's pretty attractive so thumbs up
the girl who hid my weed when the cops came has a birthday coming up. i feel like i should get her something.
I'm a history major and he's the descendant of TWO presidents. Did you really think I wasn't going to sleep with him?
Btw you guys passed out eating DP dough and watching Pocahontas... on a monday
it was stoner heaven..
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