Hoooooo maaaaan
Yes?
I'm retarded. Again.
How does she give head with a nose like that? It looks like she has a plantain stuck in the middle of her face.
No. I was horrified and confused as to why you thought scrambled eggs and cottage cheese was a good mix
At what point did I eat out of your mouth?
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Just accidentally pinched my dick between two 50 pound dumbbells while doing shoulder shrugs. God hates me.
She definitely pulled a diaper out of her purse and cleaned up the vodka with it, where do you meet these people?!
i'm not a hellocoptur, but youer in a dorm ans im un a dorm
I've had balls on my face twice in last 48 hours and I STILL haven't got laid!
I just told him he had gained a new brother. He immediately knew I meant the eskimo kind.
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How do I cancel buying spotify premium for two homeless people?
Im including "no monologues past 1am" in the list of apartment rules. Theatre majors dude.
You know you're stoned when you tell your dog you're stoned only to realise he's not in the pickup
i just want to get drunk and cry and have sex with lots of men
welp, we watched the human centipede high last night and my mind literally shut down, when i came to all i could hear was mel saying EAT EAT HIS SHIT
So what if is hockey, you don’t turn down sex with a professional athlete. They work out all day and have amazing stamina. Your vagina will thank you!
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