What a fucking waste of an outfit
i popped this huge zit on her back while she was blowing me. it was like a disgusting metaphor for what happened 30 seconds later.
The size of her hoop earrings are directly related to how much of a slut she is.
just woke up in the hotel with gummi bears all around me and someone took the tv
we took the tv and as for the gummi bears don't eat them you put em in her vagina
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there are people swimming in the fountain next to the library... hello senior week
That reminds me of that one time you handcuffed me to a table leg while I was reaching for the vodka.
We just leapfrogged all the way to the bar.
Is 'too horny to study' a good enough medical excuse to not take a final?
The best part of tonight is drunk commenting on my moms pic about how birds just want to give you diseases and pluck out your eyes
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I feel as though sleeping all day due to the effects of prescription painkillers paid for by union insurance made this the most American day ever for me
The bong is packed and it's taco Tuesday come over
Being in nursing school really pays off when your dealer tries to pass off naproxen as Percocet. Like I may have made a C in pharm but I aced the pain drug test
I haven't gotten dressed in 4 days. God bless you, unemployment.
I just found vampire teeth and a moustache in my purse. do you know why?
On a scale of one to ten how bad is it that the first cardio I've done in months is jogging to the bars?
I'll just go with dedication.
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