Do you need to be saved?
No I think I'm God
I almost hooked up with this girl last night. she had a tattoo of a cardinal next to her cooter. said it reminded her of her grandpa
just watched her puke in her purse and put it back on the bar. then half hour later put her hand in her bag to get a pen to give me her number. I bet she is game for anything
just had sex in his gielfriend's bed, and puked all over it. i need to get out of here.
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so we started it doggy style, but since we were really drunk kinda fell to the side and turned into a 'lazy dog'... my new favorite position btw
She tased me when I walked in the door. Thought I was trying to steel her weed.
WTF WHY ARE YOU STILL NOT DOING A BEER BONG?! THE TOILET CLOG CAN WAIT
BEER BONG IN THE STOCKROOM COME IN TO WORK TODAY
Just puke n rally. People can't judge, it's syllabus week.
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Dont judge the spank bank, just be happy that you were deposited there.
He sent me nudes and I told him he reminded me of Buffalo Bill.
Remember earlier when I was excited about finding that birth control pill in my purse? Definitely acid.
Just saw the pics from the bachelor party. When the hell did we go to southie. And why was there a chicken in the limo..? You guys really are my best friends.
I mean, I want you to have freaky orgasmic fun to entertain me, but I don’t want you to risk HIV or car crashes
Its nights like last night that make me want to high five my liver.
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